OBAMA LETTER FAIL

so a while ago, we had to write to president obama for school. some weird project thingy... but anyway, at first, i was kinda bored, so i randomly put stuff down. these are my fails. have fun.oh, and HAPPY MAY 5!!! (or cinco de mayo. whichever u like.)
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Dear President Barack Obama,

DID I SPELL UR NAME RITE? IM NOT SURE. SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK. IM TO LAZY TO PRESS IT AGAIN TO GET RID OF IT.

Hi there. My name is XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, and I feel like tom riddle in the second harry potter book writing back to harry after that introduction to myself.


Salutations. What is upir
That was supposed to be your.

Hello. My name is XXXXXXX. Did u know ur the president of USA? I DO!!!!!

My name is XXXXXXX and I think that you’re the best!!! Do u like mushrooms? I like mushrooms. Especially when theyre sautéed, or steamed, or on pizza, or on anything really. Well, not everything, but u get the idea. Some people think im a hobbit, u no, from LOTR? They like mushrooms a lot to, and theyre short, and im shorter than almost all my friends. I also like muffins, and pizza, and Thai food, and Italian food, and Chinese food, and not English food, EWWWW!!!! THEY HAVE NASTY STUFF!!!! DID U KNOW THEY CALL FRENCH FRIES CHIPS, AND CHIPS CRISPS??? ISNT THAT SO WEIRD? AND OUR CURRENCY SUX OVER THERE. ONE £ EQUALS $2! I SPENT ABOUT 15-20 BUCKS OVER THERE ON KEYCHAINS!!!!!!! O, SURE IT WAS SUPER-FANCY-HARRODS-DEPARTMENT-STORE AND EVERYTHING THERE IS A RIP OFF ON THE WHOLE, AS IN I SAW A STUPID CHEAP UMBRELLA FOR £150!!!!!! THAT’S $300!!!!!!! AND THAT THING WOULD’VE BROKE IN A HARSH STORM!!!!!! WATHEHECK!!?!?!?!?!?!? of course, i might of read it wrong and it said £1.50. but still...