Today is the first of the December

today is the first of the December!!!!!!!!!!!!jflksdjfsdjhghn
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Well any way Santa is a drunken gay man in a fake costume. I can tell you right now that he had plastic surgery on his thighs!!!!! yes, to make them bigger.
For christmas I would like a
1 sparkely Edward (SPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLYSPARKLY SPARKLY)
2 furry Jacob (XD)
3 slutty Bella (;p)
4 Allison in a straight jacket (WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
5 Delaney's vacation to Hell on tape (you know to visit future Condos there )(you and I both know she's going) (hey ! do they have Condos in Hell? I'm going to look it up!!!!!!!)
6 Shanon having a Twittack (It's so funny)
7 Inhaler (for the choking on phlegm part {go down a bit and you'll see})
8 Rudolph Jerky
9 a list of the dark abyss of Cee
10 Kennan in a speedo in front of Allison's house (Muwahhahahahahahahha. I'm pretty sure one look will make her blind)
11 a mind to lose (because I let my mind wander and it never came back)
12 Shanon choking on phlegm (SEE WHAT I MEAN)
13 A zoomed in picture of Allison's eyeballs (Scary!)
14 COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! (Oh make them sparkely like Edward)
15 And maybe bella with sparkely and not so slutty (Oh, wait... No she is)

well I shall (SPARKLY SPARKLY) get back to you on that!!!!!