hi people!!!

hey, i just got back from the grand canyon arizona, so i'll tell you all about it. first, we drove for idk how long, and found a place called Silly Al's Pizza with very good pizza and karioke, so the people we went with, sarah courson (a seventh grader from my girl scout troop) and her mom, wantedme to sing with them, but then we couldnt find a song that we knew (thank God), and then sarah made me dance with her when some old dude was singing. people probably thought we were lesbian.... then we left, and the hotel we stayed at had really nice carpet that kinda massaged your feet. then the nxt day, we saw london bridge cuz some one bought it and rebuilt it in arizona. idk why. then we started feeding the pigeons and sarah got pooped on when it landed on her back. it was funny. then we went on the original route 66, which kinda took us to the middle of nowhere, and we found a little town called oatman, where we ate lunch at a place with walls covered in signed $1 bills, so added one and signed it as: The Kick A** 4, and stapled it there. then as we walked out, there were these three drunk ladies, and 1 of them was holding a plastic baby burro, and at first sarah thought it was real, so she said, "aww... oh, wait i thought it was real." then one of the other two grabbed her boobs, and said, "what? they are real!!!" then sarah was just like, ummm.... and they kept laughing like the drunk ladies they were. then we went on this long twisty-windy road, still route 66. we eventually made it to the canyon, but it was at night. you could still kinda see the canyon, and sarah didn't know that it was that big, and kept freaking out. the next day, we went hiking and on the way to the trail, we saw two deer, and then on the trail, we passed a couple mule tour rides, and then there was a big-horned sheep, just kinda crossing the trail. then some retarded people decided to throw a rock down or something, and caused a mini landslide. on the way back to the cabin, it started snowing, and we got scheduled for a mule ride on Monday, the next day. we asked them about the snow and what would happen and if they would cancel or what. they said they probably wouldn't cancel and would only do so if there was ice on the trail, and doubted that would happen. the next day, we woke up early, put on heavy retarded clothes, and went out in the snow (three inches about) and found the corral was empty. we waited for a while, and then a lady who worked there came and told us it was cancelled because down the trail, it was covered with solid ice. OMG!!!!!! me and sarah got mad. so then we left the canyon, and went around arizona. i got Christmas presents for a lot of people!!!! so make sure youre here for christmas, or i'll have to track you down just so i didn't waste $12 for nothing!! victoria, i think you'll llike yours. it has to do with wolves!!!! then we found this resteraunt (i know i didnt' spell that right...) with really good Navajo food, and then we saw this really pretty stray dog who was completely black with a white tipped tail and one blue eye with a brown splotch, and one dark brown eye. he was really pretty. then we went around the area more, and went to this place with navajo ruins, so while we passed some, we stopped and got out to look at some, and while we were there, some freak cop lay comes, and then acusses us of 1) going of trail out-of-bounds (there were no signs, so how were we supposed to know?!?!?) 2) parking in the middle of the road (which was the only thing she could actually get us on) and 3) abandoning our vehicle. WTH?!?!?1? THATS LIKE SAYING IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CAR PARKED TO GO INTO THE GROCERY STORE, YOUR ABANDONING IT!!! WTH??? she was kinda scary too, in a mrs. jacques kind of way.

*to be continued when i have enough time to actually finish*